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The Washingtonian

Lake Washington Killer strikes again

March 26, 2011 

By Jack O’Lies

On Friday, police discovered the fifth victim of what they are officially calling a serial killer on the shore of Lake Washington. Dubbed the Lake Washington Killer as early as last August, when the third body was discovered in North Seattle, the unidentified assailant appears to be escalating, according to a spokesperson from the Seattle Police Department. The victim in the latest killing is an obese Caucasian man with the Star of David tattooed on his left heel.

Wow. What a nut graf. I wish I could write like that.